Friday, September 21, 2012

I'm a star.

Well, maybe not a star, so much as I'm a FEATURED WRITER, bitches.

The ever lovely Kimberly at Studio30 Plus asked me if I'd like to be a featured writer, and before she could realize what a huge mistake she'd made, I SAID YES and we signed a blood oath and my day to shine is TODAY.

As you may be aware, I have a thing with cleanliness. As you may NOT be aware, I also have an issue with procrastination. And possibly hoarding.  What happens when these great tastes combine?

It's kind of embarrassing - but not sex tape level embarrassing.  Although there is photo documentation of my shame.


Head on over to Studio30 Plus today and READ ALL ABOUT ME.


  1. Fuck to the yes that means you're a star!

  2. Fantastic! I love your writing style.

  3. I am so honored that A STAR stopped over to see me at LightenUp! Thanks, Suniverse! Ooooxoooo

  4. you're the brightest star i know!

    also, i have a sex tape out there somewhere. i'm hoping my ex uses it against me and then i become rich and famous like that kardashian whore. (no i dont)


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