Friday, September 21, 2012

I'm a star.

Well, maybe not a star, so much as I'm a FEATURED WRITER, bitches.

The ever lovely Kimberly at Studio30 Plus asked me if I'd like to be a featured writer, and before she could realize what a huge mistake she'd made, I SAID YES and we signed a blood oath and my day to shine is TODAY.

As you may be aware, I have a thing with cleanliness. As you may NOT be aware, I also have an issue with procrastination. And possibly hoarding.  What happens when these great tastes combine?

It's kind of embarrassing - but not sex tape level embarrassing.  Although there is photo documentation of my shame.

Intrigued?

Head on over to Studio30 Plus today and READ ALL ABOUT ME.


8 comments:

  1. Fuck to the yes that means you're a star!

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  2. Fantastic! I love your writing style.

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  3. I am so honored that A STAR stopped over to see me at LightenUp! Thanks, Suniverse! Ooooxoooo

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  4. you're the brightest star i know!

    also, i have a sex tape out there somewhere. i'm hoping my ex uses it against me and then i become rich and famous like that kardashian whore. (no i dont)

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