Thursday, September 20, 2012

This is the day

your life will surely change.

[God - was there ever a better song? I LOVE THE THE!]

Anyway, it's the final day of

Finally, the love child of The Bearded Iris and I has grown up and is ready to . . . end? I'm not sure where I was going with this.

You still have a few hours to make a craft YOURSELF and link up here or at The Bearded Iris's place.  That's it! You don't even need to have any actual crafting talent. I swear!  Just glitter up that vibe you never use.  You can do this!

The categories are:
  • Best in Ho (overall best)
  • Most Anatomically Correct
  • Most Original
  • Best Effort by an Apparently Non-Crafty Person
  • Honorable Mention
And thanks to our very generous sponsors [who you should totally visit - what else are you going to do today? The laundry? Work? PLEASE. That ship has sailed.] and generous donors, you can win so many prizes!

Funny not Slutty where you'll find humor and hilarity for non-stop laughter so you can get through your work day without punching someone.



And We Shop In The Powder Room where you can find that one of a kind, wonderful item that will make you the envy of your frenemies.
We Shop

Seriously, we have so many wonderful prizes - YOU ARE ALMOST GUARANTEED TO WIN. [You are not guaranteed to win.] [But you might!]
  • A $50 gift basket of craft supplies from our fantastic sponsor, Funny not Slutty
  • A $100 Gift Certificate from our amazing sponsor In the Powder Room to use at We Shop at In The Powder Room
  • A $50 Gift Card from Eden Fantasys to use on their site
  • A Viva La Deez Nutz painting and 3 Breath Mother Fucker magnets from Robin Plemmons
  • NEW!!! A $25 gift certificate from Subversive Cross Stitch
  • A sculpted vulva from Lady Estrogen
  • A vulva tissue box cover from Carrie
  • A Hillbilly Goblet from The Bearded Iris 
  • A one of a kind Craft Whores cross stitch from me!
So go here and START YOUR LINKING!


  1. What time is the deadline? Midnight (EST? CST? PST? PMS? wait what?)? I was distracted by making zombie tutus and didn't finish my final craft!!! CURSES!~

  2. rats....i forgot to enter as last week turned out to be a PAIN...and i would have won for anatomically correct, especially cuz it sounds like you may have added it just for me?


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