[God - was there ever a better song? I LOVE THE THE!]
Anyway, it's the final day of
Finally, the love child of The Bearded Iris and I has grown up and is ready to . . . end? I'm not sure where I was going with this.
You still have a few hours to make a craft YOURSELF and link up here or at The Bearded Iris's place. That's it! You don't even need to have any actual crafting talent. I swear! Just glitter up that vibe you never use. You can do this!
The categories are:
- Best in Ho (overall best)
- Most Anatomically Correct
- Most Original
- Best Effort by an Apparently Non-Crafty Person
- Honorable Mention
Funny not Slutty where you'll find humor and hilarity for non-stop laughter so you can get through your work day without punching someone.
And We Shop In The Powder Room where you can find that one of a kind, wonderful item that will make you the envy of your frenemies.
Seriously, we have so many wonderful prizes - YOU ARE ALMOST GUARANTEED TO WIN. [You are not guaranteed to win.] [But you might!]
- A $50 gift basket of craft supplies from our fantastic sponsor, Funny not Slutty
- A $100 Gift Certificate from our amazing sponsor In the Powder Room to use at We Shop at In The Powder Room
- A $50 Gift Card from Eden Fantasys to use on their site
- A Viva La Deez Nutz painting and 3 Breath Mother Fucker magnets from Robin Plemmons
- NEW!!! A $25 gift certificate from Subversive Cross Stitch
- A sculpted vulva from Lady Estrogen
- A vulva tissue box cover from Carrie
- A Hillbilly Goblet from The Bearded Iris
- A one of a kind Craft Whores cross stitch from me!