And then . . .
last night, I got everything ready for work and my day, such as:
- Make my lunch
- Set out my clothes
- Prep dinner for the next couple of days [I put a GIANT roast in the crock pot]
I woke up thinking it was Thursday, and it was Wednesday, which was kind of a pisser. I got dinner going in the crock pot and got ready and headed out.
I managed to persevere and get through my day, despite it being Wednesday, with only minor issues like running a red light I was stopped at [I swear it had turned green, no matter what the left turn guy who almost hit me says] and my hair exploding because the Roseanna Roseannadanna look is highly professional and why not?
I get home, at which point I am STARVING, having spent the day dreaming of yummy pot roast.
Only to realize that I didn't turn on the crock pot to cook.
Yup. Giant Costco sized roast sat on the counter all in day in a crock pot at the temperature of Keep Warm.
Hoping against hope, I looked online to see if I could salvage it and was met with the words
BACTERIA GROWING EXPONENTIALLY
SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR TOILET
There are going to be some fucking happy-ass suburban varmints in our neighborhood.