Still not feeling great [I went to bed at 9:20pm and woke up at 8:10am and could have slept at least an hour longer - is that mono? Or malaria? I'll let you know - doctor appointment in an hour as of this writing!], so here's what I've been thinking/doing, in no particular order:
The husband and I have started watching Torchwood, and the husband keeps asking me if I find Captain Jack Harkness attractive because he has a Tom Cruise smile, which I didn't think he did, until the husband mentioned it, and now I can't unsee it, and it makes Jack Harkness less sexy. Is that grounds for divorce?
Do you haggle when you purchase things? I generally do not - it gives me a weird feeling in my stomach; I don't like the way the word sounds; and I don't want to give someone else an opportunity to say, "Fuck you, no" to me. Ugh. Just pick a price that's reasonable and let's go with it. Stop making me feel like I'm not getting the best deal because I won't dicker with salespeople [double ugh, "dicker" is not a great word, either].
Do you take vitamins? I take Biotin and vitamin D, and I never think they're doing any good, and then I stop taking them and my hair looks like shit and I'm sluggish and wonder WTF is wrong with me and then start taking them again so that the cycle begins anew. I've got zero short- or long-term memory when it comes to vitamins. [I've also called a friend in a panic because I thought I may have taken TWO One-A-Day multi-vitamins instead of the prescribed dosage and was sure I was going to have to start drinking ipecac to make myself vomit them up, like that one time when my sister, brother, and I tricked our non-English speaking grandpa into giving us ALL OF THE FLINTSTONE VITAMINS and my mom had to call poison control. God, kids are assholes, aren't they?]
That's pretty much all I've got right now. Hopefully my congested head will clear and I'll stop feeling like a zombie [I've checked - no bite marks] and can once again be the engaging America's Sweetheart-type blogger we all know and love.