Feeling Better Now

So, hey, guess what?

It turns out it was a good thing I went to the doctor last week because I found out I had:

A sinus infection
An ear infection
and
Bronchitis!

Hooray!

I really feel like I got my money's worth out of that doctor visit.

I also felt better about falling asleep at 9pm and struggling to wake up to go to work the next day.  Sure, it wasn't malaria or something glamorous, but it wasn't sheer laziness, either.  I'm not sure why I always feel like I have to justify being tired, but I do.  Like someone's going to call me out on needing rest or I'm not going to win a ninth consecutive Being Fully Rested on 8 Hours of Sleep award [I've already got a place for it on my trophy case].

Wow, this is almost as incoherent as -

You know what's fun? Carrot cake.  I mean, delicious.  Although if you want to have fun with your carrot cake, I'm not going to judge.  Each person should feel free to enjoy carrot cake however they choose. Except not with coconut.  What the fuck is wrong with you, sicko?

Anyway, carrot cake is delicious, and I like to tell myself that it's extremely healthy, what with all the extra shredded carrots I add.  My eyesight has never been better!  And I think it's important to have good eyesight, because otherwise people might trick you into doing weird stuff if you can't see clearly.  Doing weird stuff with your eyes wide open? Well, again, I'm no judge. 

I thought steroids were supposed to make you more focused.  Why -

Oh, also? My leprosy finger is getting better.  I get eczema every couple of years, and this year it's eaten up my pointer finger.  Seriously.  It's shredded.  I did end up getting some cute bandages to shield my friends and family from the horror that is my finger. Because I am nothing if not caring.  And fashionable.

All in all, it's been a long-ass couple of weeks of illness. At least the weather has been pretty uniformly shitty, so I don't feel like I've been missing out on anything. 

But now that I'm feeling better, Spring better get its act together and commence with the warming.  I'm not playing around.  I need a treat that isn't medicinal. Because keeping track of when I've taken what is not making the healing process any easier.  [Did you know I can type with my eyes closed? I CAN! I just typed this whoe  thing with my eyes closed, because I am stil fucking tired.@!]

There's better, more coherent posts coming. Well.  There will be more coherent posts, anyway.

XOXOXO