The husband and I have little in common. We don't like the same movies or books or hobbies. We disagree on the need for a strong military and he cannot understand how I can eat something sweet and salty.
Still, there is no denying that this man gets me.
ME: I guess I'll see you when I see you.
HUSBAND: Yeah, I'll check with my friend about tonight. Maybe I'll have him come over here for dinner.
ME [waving my arms and shimmying]: Whatever, baby. I don't care. I don't care about anything. I'm so relaxed. All I do is just hang loose.
HUSBAND: That is probably the least true thing about you.