So I've been out running around all day, trying to cram in as many errands as possible, and I was on my way into a store in a strip mall when I kicked something smallish and heard it grate against the ground. I kicked it again before I had the chance to look down to see what I was kicking.
I wish I hadn't.
It was . . . somebody's bridgework. Yeah. So fucking disgusting I can't even believe it.
I was kicking someone's teeth around a parking lot.
I have to go disinfect my shoe.
AND THANK GOD I WAS NOT WEARING OPEN TOED SHOES OR I WOULD NOT BE SITTING HERE RIGHT NOW.