- I mentioned before that I want to have you lovely people start watching the tv shows I watch so that we can discuss them. My problem is that I don't watch them when they are on - I watch them at weird times via Hulu. BUT! I want, very, very much, to watch and maybe live-tweet these shows with hilarious people [other than the husband - who would rather be killing people in Vice City - and the girl - who actually has a social life]. Would anyone be up for watching, say, Cougar Town [whenever the hell it comes back on] on say, Friday night [because I am old and lame and tired and generally am at home decompressing from a fantastically! fun! work week on Friday night]? We can maybe test run with a show that's actually on right now. Any suggestions?
- Do you ever accidentally get up in people's personal space at, say, the grocery store, because you are suddenly very, very interested in the asparagus and need to now RIGHT NOW what it looks and feels like and then, after a few minutes, you realize you've wedged yourself into a spot right up against an older woman who was up until that moment minding her own business at the asparagus area? Not that I would need them, but I kind of want to make up business-card-sized apology cards so that I could drop one in her cart. They would say something like, "SO SORRY. I HAVE NO SOCIAL OR MEASURING SKILLS." Is there a market for this?
- Is it wrong that I'm so proud of being the #3 result for this? Because I am proud and there has to be a way to parlay this into a paying job.
|I thankfully didn't watch the Oscars and so missed that travesty.|
- Do you think there's a market for being that person who will tell you when you have food on your face or in your teeth? Or some other embarrassing thing going on with your person? I'm pretty good about doing that - there was an incident a lot of years ago in a public restroom when the husband and I were at a play and I had accidentally shoved the back of my skirt into my underwear and tights [I WAS SOBER AT THE TIME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH] and NO ONE TOLD ME. Luckily, I hadn't left the bathroom before I found out, but seriously? What the fuck? How do you not tell someone about that? Assholes. I still hate all those fucking bitches. Anyway, I think it would be handy to have that service available.