Week In Review - My Mouse Stopped Working and Now I Have to Use the Stupid Trackpad

I've spent the week deep cleaning my house and hoping for Spring to show up.  Well, at least the house is clean.  And YAY I got some good freelance stuff coming in.  Good thing I blew all that cash on a law degree. HAHAHAHAHA fucking ha.  Anybody want to sue someone? I'm available.

Anyway, a lot of other stuff happened this week:

Remember a few years ago, when that woman accused the Duke lacrosse team of raping her? Guess what? She stabbed her boyfriend to death.  Yup.  That's fucking hardcore. I think you have to be pretty invested in killing someone to stab them to death.  Gunshot? Could be accidental.  Stabbing? Probably not.  Particularly if you've once been charged with attempted murder of your then-boyfriend. Sure, innocent until proven guilty, but . . .

Is Roger Ailes the devil? Probably.  Is he a paranoid nutjob? Absolutely.  He's been spying on the reporters & staff of the small-town newspaper he bought to fuck around with when he retires from his evil fiefdom of Fox News.  Even though they're handpicked right-wing nutters like himself, he still can't trust those bastards running a small town paper.  So he spies on them.  Like having-them-tailed spying.  Crazycakes? You bet! Ah, Fox News, where the nuttiest rise to the top.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I hear a click on my phone and there's this car that's been parked down the street for a while.  I wonder who could be behind this?

Fidel retired! FIDEL!

That's right, bitches. I'm Fidel.

I love him.  I really do.  I love how he's just so fucking Fidel about everything, a complete badass who looks around at the world and goes, "Eh, fuck you.  Here's my 100% literacy rate.  Here's my excellent medical care.  Suck it, everyone." [Yes, yes, I get the whole despot and Mariel Boat Lift and the, shall we say, inability to tolerate dissidents.  Everyone has their dark side.]  I wonder if he'll change out of his uniform now.  Fidel in a Tommy Bahama linen shirt, sipping mojitos and eating a Cuban sandwich? I could see that.

Jesus fucking christ, Ohio.  Prescription overdoses surpassed car crashes as the leading cause of accidental fatalities. There's been an alarming upswing in prescription drug abuse, particularly among children.  Middle schoolers, even.  Old people selling Oxycontin to children to supplement their Social Security.  Young women shot and killed in front of their children.  There is something severely fucking wrong with a country where this kind of shit happens.

And finally, remember that fucking douchebag from Rutgers who webcammed his gay roommate's romantic liaison, causing that poor guy to jump off the George Washington Bridge? Well, he's been charged with a hate crime.  Also, invasion of privacy.  He's going to enjoy prison.

Did I miss anything?