Arnold is a baby daddy. Gosh, who'd have thought that this guy, with a history of inappropriate behavior and assaulting women, would be such a fucking tool as to bang his family's housekeeper [am I the only one thinking of Mike Brady and Alice?] and have a kid born within days of his own? And that he only copped to it after his wife confronted the housekeeper? And also only after finishing out his term as governor? My only surprise was that, as a Republican, he had adulterous sex with a woman.
|I find this threesome markedly less skeevy than Arnold's self-involved fuckery. Yes, even though Mike Brady was gay. Source.|
Newt Gingrich implodes. And I, for one, can't think of another person who deserves it more. This sanctimonious prick, who, as I cannot stress enough, ASKED HIS WIFE FOR A DIVORCE WHILE SHE WAS RECEIVING TREATMENT FOR CANCER, evidently started shit-talking his own party's hardline attempts to dismantle Medicare which led to many a potential backer stepping far, far away from his purse-lipped melon head. Dude, you lost your relevance when people stopped caring about presidential blowjobs. And again, I can't stress enough, that this fucking hypocrite was getting his with a mistress while piously lamenting Clinton's ethical lapses. Suck it hard, Gingrich.
In more hopeful news for the future of our planet, the CDC put out a zombie apocalypse survival guide which was so awesome that it crashed their server. I LOVE whoever put this idea together and want to French kiss the person who o.k.'d it. This? Is why people should go into public service.
What are you planning on wearing for the Rapture? I'm thinking a feather boa.