1. Does sending a Hallmark card actually mean you cared enough to send the very best? Conversely, if you don't send a Hallmark card, does that mean that you just don't give a shit about the person? At that point, should you just save your money and not send anything?
2. Did you ever watch BJ & the Bear? So did I! Why?
3. If a person keeps humming, is it acceptable to start hating them for doing so? What if they are a child? Show your work.
4. If you had to drink only one beverage for the rest of your life, what would it be?
5. Do you ever dress your pets up in your kids' clothes? Neither do I.
6. Would you rather watch someone clip their toenails and smell them or pick their nose and wipe it on the wall?
7. Which do you hate more, Twilight or the devil?