Hey listen. She has some good qualities. Like her cookbook! Her recipe for chocolate chip cookies comes from the back of a bag of Nestle, except instead of Nestle chips, she uses gold. And instead of salt, she uses the tears of sad billionaires.
This really played a mind game with me! First, I was annoyed at myself for being so out-of-the-loop that I never even knew she had a son named Moses. Then I felt annoyed at myself that I even cared about being out-of-the-loop! Finally, I just ended up hating the entire stupid thing.
for a thousand dollars!!! I hope you got the thousand at least.
ReplyDeleteHahahah love for your caption for it.
ReplyDeleteI'll take "People who are still bitter about GOOP and everything it represents" for $1000, Alex.
ReplyDeleteJust for that I think I'd skip March 8th too.
ReplyDeleteYou should retaliate by giving her a fireman's shirtless calendar...oh wait...
ReplyDeleteIT'S A TEST!
ReplyDeleteThis is an abomination. I think the entire calendar should be burned as a result. There are no more days. The end.
ReplyDeleteClearly that calendar is possessed and needs to be thrown into flames, preferably one that begins with G.P. getting setting on fire.
ReplyDeletehahahhahahhaahahahah!
ReplyDeletethe more we resist, the more it persists...
hahaha, what kind of question is that? Certainly not one they'd ask on the actual show.
ReplyDeleteHey listen. She has some good qualities. Like her cookbook! Her recipe for chocolate chip cookies comes from the back of a bag of Nestle, except instead of Nestle chips, she uses gold. And instead of salt, she uses the tears of sad billionaires.
ReplyDeleteWhen Jeopardy recognizes you for what you named your children rather than what roles you've played, you don't get to be called "actress" any more.
ReplyDeleteWhen this kind of crap comes up, just remember, she wore a damn CAPE to the Oscars, and made an utter ass of herself.
ReplyDeleteShe will RUE THE DAY she ruined your day. (Actually, there's two she's in question, and I'm not sure whose worse.)
ReplyDeleteWHO'S. Look what they made me do. DAY RUINED. AND RUED.
DeleteI can't wait to read about your plot to get back at the MIL...does it involve Josh Grobin?
ReplyDeleteSince March 7th is my mom's birthday I can't skip iit, but I share your disgust at her sharing a day with my saintly mom ;).
ReplyDeleteHa! Love the new look!
ReplyDelete"Why does she hate me?" Ha!
ReplyDeleteAround here are line is "Why are you killing me?"
You know. Like when I ask my husband, "Did you know you got fat-free cottage cheese?"
(Picture me using my sweet voice, by the way. Because duh.)
Anyway, you'd be surprised how often we have to say it.
(Or maybe you wouldn't.)
I bet Moses' mom never accidentally buys fat-free cottage cheese.
Gwyneth Paltrow sucks rocks. That is all.
ReplyDeleteThis really played a mind game with me! First, I was annoyed at myself for being so out-of-the-loop that I never even knew she had a son named Moses. Then I felt annoyed at myself that I even cared about being out-of-the-loop! Finally, I just ended up hating the entire stupid thing.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me that celebrities are ultimately stupid.
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