I'm wondering the following:
1. Is there a service that will handle calling, say, credit card and student loan companies so that you don't have to deal with them? Wouldn't that be a great thing? I would pay top dollar for that shit.
2. I have lately been extremely paranoid that any email or text I send talking smack about anyone will somehow get mysteriously sent to that person. [I am NOT talking smack about you, of course. This is about random people you do not know.] So I end up deleting the smack talk and writing innocuous things. I think I may be ready to run for office. Are you at all paranoid about getting busted for talking about people?
3. Do you have plans for Memorial Day weekend? What are they? Would you consider it weird if I showed up?
4. Is there a smell that makes you sick but is innocuous to other people? For me it's lilacs. BLERGH. I get headachey and barfy just thinking about it.
Any questions for me?